tyelr:

My mom came in my room today asked me why I got so many tissues in the trash I straight told her I been jerkin more than usual lately.. Wasn’t bouta tell her i was cryin my eyes out sniveling n shit at 5 am bc the lil girl in my anime missed her big sis wedding bc she in a coma

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

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I wonder how many times you’ve compared me to her. (Ten word story) 71,823 notes

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

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pineplapple:

Do not fall in love with people like me I will take you to candy shops and let you lick the lollipops cmon girl now don’t you stop keep going till you hit the spot

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